Saturday, August 24, 2013

Interesting Ideas (好點子)

Pizza Scissors
Bike Pack  
Secret Drawer  
Glass Holder  
Traffic Signal with Hour glass timer  
Solar Charging while Parking  
No more Blind Spots (rear view mirror)  
Wearable wireless mouse  
Semi Automatic fruit peeler  
Hoodie Back Pack  
Independent Kids  
Hidden Power Outlet  
Unique umbrella design  
Ruler with holes for precision  
Eco friendly Toilet  
Solar rocking chair  
Digitally precise protractor
You can find the keyhole even when drunk  
Enjoy  
Smart Jeans for smart phone users  
For smart parents  
Bicycle Parking  
Digital Measuring Cup 
Built-in Wall extension cord  
Scale Out Architecture  
Multi Tasking  
iPhone Lens  
On-Demand Cup Holder  
Spoke-less bicycle  
Compact Boots  
Inheritance  
Digital Ink for Tablets
Solar Charges + Window Stickies  
Salt Water Powered Clock  
Hand Powered Shredder  
Knives Set  
Wifi Digital Pen  
Rubik's cube for the blind  
Zipper Ear Phones  
Cool cup  
Self Locking Bike  
Calendar Ring  
Table Tennis Door  
Solar Powered Camping Tent  
(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Chai Bui Lun) 

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Life Can Never Be Destroyed (by Dr JB Lim)

The blogger is pleased to publish yet another interesting exchange of light-hearted emails among his most-learned and funny e-buddies as follows:

From: lim juboo
Date: Fri, Aug 9, 2013 at 2:03 AM

Dear OGS,

Of course of course there is a DIVINE FORCE out there who designed and created EVERYTHING in heaven and on earth - matter, energy, time, space, life forces, dark matter, gravity, and ANYTHING you can think or cannot think of.

NONE, absolutely NONE, and COMPLETELY NONE of any of these things I mentioned here, including LIFE (or Life Forces, Life Energy...whatever you like to call it residing inside a physical body that has life) can be destroyed into thin air.

ANY living things that creep, and have 'life' inside their body or DNA (if you like) which God breathe life into it...including the smallest bacteria, can never be destroyed. All of them will be reincarnated from one form of life to another in cycles over, and over again through thousands of billions of years if this is what the Buddhists believe in their doctrine.

BUT at the end of those thousands of billions of years of reincarnation over and over again from one animal to the other, or from any life form to the next, ALL of them will finally have to be returned to their Supreme Creator - God the Almighty in the shape of their last reincarnation when He destroys the entire heaven and earth and create a new one.

This means all your Buddhism beliefs and doctrine are just temporary to let you change from one animal to another, or another human being to the next for just a mere few thousand billion years.

This is to give you a chance to recycle yourself over and over again to be better and better species (evolution) UNTIL Christ takes over and destroy EVERYTHING (all your reincarnation...etc) and send your last reincarnated life to either heaven or the lake of fire.

Have ANY of you who attended hundreds and hundreds of teachings by your Buddhist priests, by your other temple priests, Hindu priest, your church pastors, preachers, including any scientist, ever told you about this?

Have any of them in the last hundreds of years, today, and even tomorrow ever, ever even think of this? Tonight, as I write this thought, you get only a very slight hint of my vision of life.

All of your priests and pastors are confused about their religions. All of them are completely spiritually blind like Nicodemus in the Bible who could not have that special vision to see. What he saw was just the physical dimension of a PHYSICAL REBIRTH but a spiritual barrier blocked his vision.

Nicodemus was a very learned Jewish rabbi, yet he did NOT have that very special gift to see "outside the box" His vision was simply blocked by a physical and material vision until Jesus had to explain to him what was to be "reborn" again.

Learned Professor Khoon was just like Nicodemus. When I mentioned to that learned Professor of Engineering that life is like a flame, being transferred from one lamp to the next to give life, warmth, light and energy to the next, that Learned but blind Professor replied (like Nicodemus to Jesus) how can a flame come alive again when extinguished. I have already hinted that ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that God created can be destroyed. It can ONLY be transformed, transferred if you like, or reincarnated if you wish to call it, from one form to the next.

That flame although extinguished (died a physical death) has been transformed into heat (energy) and smoke (physical matter) and NONE, absolutely NONE - neither the smoke nor the heat can be destroyed, except they have been diluted into thin air, and you cannot see the smoke nor the heat anymore. But they are still there.

You can extinguish a flame (life), but you can NEVER destroy the products of their transformation (reincarnation) - smoke (carbon of life) and its heat energy (the life force itself).

Can that LEARNED PROFESSOR of ENGINEERING now understand me, my very brief hint to him? But he replied exactly like Nicodemus who was SPIRITUALLY BLIND and was unable to understand. That Learned Professor Khoon used his blinkered "scientific logic" to reply me - that when a body (the flame) dies how can it live (burn) again? This was how Nicodemus answered Jesus Christ when Jesus told him to be born again in order to enter heaven (to have the next life).

Tonight as you read my thoughts which are very brief hints (that life lives on eternally - time without end) you never want to delete my mails anymore. I have lots, and lots of things to tell you which no church pastor, preacher, Buddhist, Hindu, Evolution Priest or Catholic priest can ever be able to see, let only tell you.

But to explain to you all that I think, will take me the entire day even orally, and I am NOT going to waste my time doing that for unbelievers who refuse to see and argue using their "scientific logic".

Think this over as "an inner still small voice inside me" ask me to pen tell you.

jb
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In another development (see an earlier posting at http://taionn.blogspot.com/2013/08/drink-for-thought-is-coffee-good-for.htm ), after the blogger declined the title of ‘Fusi’ as suggested by the Great Sifu Dr. JB Lim, the Chief High Priest of the Evolution Temper Ir. SK Tan responded as follows:

From: Tan Seng KhOOn
Sent: Monday, 19 August 2013 9:21 AM

Lau,

Better you don’t use the title Fusi because the Chinese Emperor Fuxi ruled China in about 2,300 BC.

I don’t want you to offend the ghost of this Great China Emperor.

It is no good for health.

Because the Emperor Ghost may come visit you every night while you sleep.

Rgds

Khoon
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On Mon, Aug 19, 2013 at 12:14 PM, Tai Onn Lau wrote:

Dear Rev. Khoon,

I am really amazed at your in-depth knowledge of the Chinese history despite being a purely English-educate

Yes. Emperor Fu Xi (伏羲) in the Chinese mythology was the first of the Three Sovereigns (三皇之首) and the origin of Hundred Emperors (百王之先) and also revered as the human ancestor of the Chinese race (中华民族的人文始祖). How can I assume a name which sounds like him and not be haunted by his ghost for disrespect?

Anyway, my ancestors Liu Bang was the founder of the Han Dynasty (202 - 195 BC) while Liu Bei the founder of the Shu Kingdom during the Three Kingdoms Period (220 - 280 AD). (Note that my surname Lau is the same as Liu in Chinese.) Their ghosts will also come after me if I accept 'Fusi' as a title for being an ungrateful descendant. Hehehe......

Thanks for helping me to defend my stand not to accept a new title ‘Fusi’ bestowed by the Great Sifu.

Regards,

Lau
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On Mon, Aug 19, 2013 at 4:45 PM Geoksoo Ong wrote:

Think about this way. It is ok. As it is certain we have in our midst a reincarnation of the past emperor. So nothing is wrong?
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From: lim juboo
Sent: Tuesday, August 20, 2013 2:48 AM

I have already told you life cannot be destroyed. It can only be reincarnated from one form into another BOGUS form after death.

For example, a BOGUS Chief Priest in the past reincarnated into a current engineer, and the current engineer becoming a BOGUS doctor after death.

Hence, if the Great China Emperor Fuxi does not want to become the current TO, and TO also does not want to be reincarnated into a BOGUS Fuxi, what can this Grand BOGUS Sifu do?

We will all be reincarnated from one BOGUS form to the next BOGUS forever.

A Predicted by a BOGUS Sifu fortune teller
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From: Tan Seng KhOOn
Sent: Tuesday, 20 August 2013 9:40 AM

Ju Boo,

If life is reincarnated from one form into another, then please tell me what is St. Peter doing in heaven?

By your reason and logic, St. Peter should instead be here on earth reincarnated into St. Francis, the present Pope.

If you were to ask St. Francis if he is the reincarnated form of St. Peter, you will probably get a bashing on your head with his papal sceptre.

BTW, I remember somebody was telling that you are the reincarnation of a banana tree. Is this true?

Rgds

Rev Khoon


Pic left Ir. SK Tan, right Dr. JB Lim

(Note: The blogger also remembers that the ‘somebody’ mentioned in the above last line is none other than the Chief High Priest of the Evolution Temple himself. What a joke!)

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